Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.

Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?

by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009

phone stoned

talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.

getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.

by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008

stone cold bitch

That one skank that always opens your snapchats but never responds.

Jannet always leaves me on read, what a stone cold bitch.

by Pussy Feind March 12, 2016

'STINED'

for one to be slighly intoxicated without relevant people knowing that one is on a completely different rung of the pre-verbal ladder of every day life,

i stood at the altar really damn 'STINED'

the two of us put on the headphones and walked in to the church on the audion guided tour, a hundred school children marched into the main hall and began singing hymns, we looked each other to say dude, i am 'STINED'

by Mr Adam J Maddock May 15, 2008

stone

Another word for testicle.

Courtesy B.C

B.C; how 'bout you suck my left stone..right buk chow now.

by coinroller May 3, 2008

rolling stone

noun. it's what you dub yourself as when you take e and then smoke a joint to amplify the high.

i'm gonna be a rolling stone tonight!

by E.M.T. March 15, 2009

The Rolling Stone

Dive bar, located at the rock bottom of Rosewood hill near the University of South Carolina.

My girlfriend didn't come home last night, bet she went to the Rolling Stone

by Rollin Stone August 27, 2012