shizzen

the act of defecating on your partner. usually on the chest

Zach Evans gave Tony Tracey the shizzen last night man!!!

by Kromepl8ed November 24, 2007

shizzletime

When you need to get your shizzle on quick

Yo guys....it's shizzletime, where's the nearest toilet?!?

by CarKayla January 6, 2008

shizzlepop

Another word for doing a blow off that smells like poo

"I'm sorry guys but that shizzlepop was me"
" Who did that stinking shizzlepop"

by CarKayla January 6, 2008

shizzle

Serious. To be serious.

Maria, "Oh, my god. We have sub. in our English class. She's a total bitch!"
Justin,"Are you shizzle?"

by Scarlett Franchesca April 6, 2008

SHIZZLEBIT

A little bit of something, a little bit of shit, ie. food, drugs, ect.

1.Yeah, I want some some pizza, but I'm not that hungry. just give me a shizzlebit. 2. Damn, for 20 bucks this sure is a shizzlebit ass sack! 3. Yeah, I took a piss, but only a shizzlebit came out!

by Brittany T April 17, 2008

shizzle popped

(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb

1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.

"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."

"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"

by Dyslexicon March 30, 2010

Shizzazimadazzle!

A buzz word often used to startle unexpecting victims. For instance, you could jump out at somebody in a dark alleyway and shout SHIZZAZIMADAZ! at them and give them a good ol' startle.

Aarun: Hello

Brad: Hey!

Cedazor: SHIZZAZIMADAZZLE!!!!

Aarun: OMG that could have given me a heart attack. I could have died you jerk!

Cedazor: So could yo mama.

Brad: lolwut?

by Jimmy6550 July 20, 2010