Gay sitting

A casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner

he looks like he's gay sitting

by Naursine August 12, 2025

Gay sitting

It is casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner being more gay depending on context

"he looks like he's gay sitting."

by Naursine August 12, 2025

the shitting effect

a mental phenomenon that occurs after somebody takes a shit. following the shit, the person forgets important tasks they were planning to complete before the shit.

I hate the shitting effect -- it's why I got detention for forgetting my homework.

by Bill Slime August 15, 2025

Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

A particularly flat penis

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

quivering like a shitting dog

The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking

Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017