by Your printing July 20, 2019
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When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.
Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.
by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020
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Selling a parent in order to cause her to become pregnant with someone whose pedigree is close enough to yours that the child can pass as yours.
Sharply stripping the biological parent of all rights: human, constitutional, national, state, and federal, so the biological parent has no hopes of ever learning of the traffic that the biological child gets stuck in or the type of rest area the child is left at on the side of a state or federal highway, one in which you must pay the toll.
Selling a parent in order to cause her to become pregnant with someone whose pedigree is close enough to yours that the child can pass as yours.
Sharply stripping the biological parent of all rights: human, constitutional, national, state, and federal, so the biological parent has no hopes of ever learning of the traffic that the biological child gets stuck in or the type of rest area the child is left at on the side of a state or federal highway, one in which you must pay the toll.
by GlassOnionsWalrus June 22, 2020
Get the spiltting mug.When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
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Spitting glue is an informal term of ejaculating, otherwise known as cumming or as releasing the california condor back into the wild.
Craig: Goddamn my guy, yesterday i was spitting glue to the charmin bears all day!
Jeff: What the fuck?
Jeff: What the fuck?
by cummywummiesinmytummy February 18, 2021
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