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Special John

(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.

2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.

2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
by Eminem October 7, 2004
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specialness

being really special...what other defintion would there be?
this is specialness heck yes!
by specialnessismyword May 13, 2005
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Special J

A nickname for a super cool person, guy or girl, who has a unique way of thinking and a great sense of humor. People with the nickname, Special J are usually smart, sensitive, creative and extremely bright. They are usually very good at sports, especially mountain biking and surfing.
Yo! Special J! Surf's up! Let's hit it!
by anita curl February 18, 2010
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Stephen Collins Special

The act of two males sharing the act of anal sex in the classic doggy-style position. As the male on the giving end of sex begins to orgasm, the other partner, or catcher, reaches back and squeezes his partner's testicles untill they burst. Then the catcher partner turns around and licks and sucks off the "Stephen Collins Sauce" made up of blood, seamen, and feces.
Tad had to be rushed to the hospital for testical replacement surgery after him and Jimmy enjoyed a delicious Stephen Collins Special.
by Johnny Foster November 10, 2008
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your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother
dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."
by akronym87 April 27, 2008
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A pair of sweatpants that usually include front, back, and cargo pockets and from a distance are often undiscernable from other socially acceptable pants. They are legit to sport in public and the wearer is entitled to feelings of superiority due to enhanced comfort.
Nice looking sweatpants that from a distance look like regular pants; socially acceptable sweatpants
by eatmytoast February 15, 2010
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especially anus crime

especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”
Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.
by TooSick4U November 17, 2011
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