Penis Shark

Assume the crab walk position(from gym class I know you remember it) fully erect. Make sure the helpless person can see your penis but not you. Hum the jaws theme while making your penis patrol around in their view.

Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.

Like Helicopter dick, but in a bracket of its own.

Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.

by tonyyayo4492 April 18, 2012

Tiger shark (Changed)

This is a Tiger shark it is a latex monster that resembles the animal it is named after and is from the game changed, it is a boss battle from the game aswell, it mostly stays in water but can come out and walk around on two paws

There is also alot of cute fanart for it aswell as tributes.

That Tiger shark (Changed) is so cute :3

by Gray the tiger shark Furry November 27, 2020

Ride the Shark

Ride and/ or do tricks on a small, die cast plastic skateboard from the Santa Monica/ Del Mar skateboarding era. Such 'sharks' are used usually for powersliding or bombing (quickly riding down) hills. Also can be used for...

- manuals
- endovers
- nosemanuals
- hang tens
- shuffles
- two handers
- napslides
- burt slides
- 360s
- one wheeled tricks of any kind
- handwalks
- handstands
- other such tricks

I feel the need to ride the shark and bomb a hill.

by Andrew Haskell January 19, 2006

knock sparko

To be knocked into a daydream state by a fist.

I knocked him sparko!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Sparkly Jones

The shiny powder that is sprinkled on yellow road paint stripes to add visibility.

What's that stuff they are spreading on the yellow road stripes? Oh, that's the Sparkly Jones.

by Butter Hogger June 9, 2003

sparklicious

something deliciously sparkly

my new lip gloss is sparklicious!

by bon*bon October 20, 2007

Sparkle Theory

The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.

This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.

Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.

This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.

Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"

Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"

by uofibartender August 19, 2009