Social Anomaly 

A person with no perceptible faults,who consistently fails at achieving matches thru all forms of social media.

"Every dating site I know refunds my money because I'm a social anomaly"

Social Anomaly by Badd Panda June 14, 2017

Social media dumb 

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....

Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb

Social media dumb by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017

social studdies 

various aspects or branches of the study of human society, considered as an educational discipline

I hate my social studdies teacher.

social studdies by ;,m'ml;m;/l October 4, 2017

social media homicide 

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

social media homicide by Esotericdom November 30, 2017

social scissors

When you want to cut someone from your life.

1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors

social scissors by Poet2003 December 31, 2017

Social hibernating 

When you don’t socialise for a long time.

I can not wait to stop social hibernating and start socialising again.

Social hibernating by Tedztar May 2, 2018

Social Smoker 

someone who smokes infront of groups of people and/or posts pictures of their cigarettes on social media such as snapchat/Instagram stories. Only smoke so people KNOW that they smoke. Only smoke for attention.

Jordan: here comes Ciara with her fake fags

Ashley: did you see her stories last night? Pictures of here fags every other snap

Jordan: she’s such a social smoker,it does my head in

Ciara *lights up cigarette(fag) and puffs a drag without taking it down*

Ashley: and she doesn’t take it down, socialsmokers like that proper piss me off

Social Smoker by sophia_ashbil May 9, 2018