smugglin grapes

When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.

"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"

by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007

Sluggage

Purses so large/heavy/full, that it significantly slows the carrier down. Causing difficultty and frustration while walking, finding items inside, or getting in and out of cars.

"Great, we won't be able to leave for an hour, Jen has to find her keys. in her sluggage!"

by Rudie Snakeholster June 25, 2017

gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

Massachusetts sluggagatorchild

When a gator eats a slug and a stupid child goes over to say hi to the slug but gets eaten by the gator and gets pooped out Day's later as one human with abilities of all three

Man that is such a cool Massachusetts sluggagatorchild

by Jacket shrimp February 16, 2017

Chubby Smuggler

A woman who hides contraband fat on her social media and dating profiles. This is achieved by using crafty photography.

Hey man that girl you like is a chubby smuggler.

by Robbo1995 December 11, 2017

the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.

Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.

by Mike Carini March 5, 2009

Snugglefuck

Accosting someone in their sleep --wanted or unwanted.

OMG, last night Sam and I were asleep and before I knew it we were snugglefucking.

by Eze 30 January 10, 2011