Slarface

When someone is super drunk or fucked up.

Don was a total Slarface at the party last night.

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024

scarfed down dumplings

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law

After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.

by not-who-you-think-it-is April 11, 2024

Scarfing

Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.

"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"

by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025

Sharfing

The act of shitting and barfing at the same time

Omg, I’ve been so sick, I’ve been sharfing all damn day.

by Tooshoes January 24, 2026

SCARFING

(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.

SCARFER - Noun

ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.

by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026

SCARFING

(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.

SCARFER - Noun

ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.

by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026

SCARFING

(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.

SCARFER - Noun

ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.

by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026