Shizzazimadazzle!

A buzz word often used to startle unexpecting victims. For instance, you could jump out at somebody in a dark alleyway and shout SHIZZAZIMADAZ! at them and give them a good ol' startle.

Aarun: Hello

Brad: Hey!

Cedazor: SHIZZAZIMADAZZLE!!!!

Aarun: OMG that could have given me a heart attack. I could have died you jerk!

Cedazor: So could yo mama.

Brad: lolwut?

by Jimmy6550 July 20, 2010

Shizzle

A word used to describe something.
Another word for s**t.

Any random shizzle.
You're the shizzle.

by EISando December 28, 2013

scizzle bag

Its another term for scum bag but a gentler way of saying scum bag. Also meaning peice of shit or fucking asshole.

Yo bro, youre a fucking scizzle bag!
Shes just a scizzle bag, just dirt on the road everyones gotten to feel her.

by dpiren April 23, 2014

Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.

I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

Shizzlemonk

something to exclaim if stuck for words

oh shizzlemonk! that guy's killing me online

by the anglo-egyptian jedi November 20, 2014

Shizz

Shizz; verb; sh-i-zz

The act of Shizzing; a sexual fetish wherein the male squats above the woman's upper torso and proceeds to both shit and jizz at the same time. This fetish is most common among jiggalos and weeabos alike.

Person 1: Damn, I just shizzed all over Mary. I'll send you a pic.
Person 2: Oh shit, I wish I could shizz on Mary.

by FeralPotato April 15, 2015

Shizz

Female ejaculate; the fluid expelled by a squirter during orgasm. Derived from "she" + "jizz"

My bed is constantly soaked in shizz now that I'm dating a squirter.

by Barbalib June 3, 2015