sloppy jalopy

The act in which you shove your whole dick into a cup of ice cream and then start thrusting into a vagina which has been thickly covered in whip cream, all while your getting an expensive haircut in a barber shop.

I was giving this hobo a sloppy jalopy last weekend.

by lol win January 3, 2011

Sloppy Rocker

A blow job from your grandmother.

She gave me a hardcore sloppy rocker.

by Slice January 30, 2003

scoopy straw

A piece of a drinking straw, approximately an inch and a half to two inches long, with the top half of the tip of one end cut off. (Similar to the red ICEE straws.) Designed for getting powdered drugs neatly and safely out of their baggies and onto a mirror or counter for sniffing.

Gimme that scoopy straw and a blade, Ill lay you out a line.

by KrEl November 11, 2006

Sloppy Jane

Noun: A naked woman, who is on all fours, defecates and a significant other eats our her pussy

Last night my girlfriend tried to have me give her a sloppy jane... not cool.

by flash1313 March 27, 2011

Sloop

To take ones hand in a semi-pinch and sweep away.

I just wanted to sloop it up.

by Djspin13 July 15, 2010

Sloppy Seconds

Something you hopefully will never experience, unless your desperate and the person is hot, or your just plain desperate.

Dang did you see who Mike did last night. You mean that girl that I did last night and left in the bed room? Oh man looks like he got Sloppy seconds.

by And3h January 5, 2008

sloop

A very sleazy/sloppy person. A dirtbag or a sleaze ball.

Hey Look at that guy sellin drugs to kids! He is a sloop

by applebandit June 11, 2006