Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.

OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN

by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021

Shart lord

Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.

Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.

by indigo pup July 14, 2021

Shart

A small explosion in the crotch the normally ejects some unused shit onto your hopefully clean brand new undies and makes it look like you got your period.

“Miss I may or may not of done a shart can you please give me some undies?!?”
…no

by wassuppseudonym July 15, 2021

Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon July 31, 2021

shart

shit + fart = shart

“whenever i hear my dad fart, it sounds like the just sharted himself.”

by camila!! October 28, 2021

shart nation

A peculiar Instagram page revolving around the shitty mistakes people have made in Vermillion, South Dakota. Should this shitshow of an Instagram page be put down as well as its owner, Joey Thompson, probably.

Joey should change Shart Nation to Shartstool USD!

by PeculiarCoyote November 3, 2021

Shart kinnie

When the shart so dangerous u kin it

Sara:such a juicy squirt ugh
Lily: I'm a shart kinnie

by Ghostboobs69 August 10, 2021