Carpet Slipper

Mr Cockman's own special brand of bottom gas;a quiet and yet utterly foul wind;the effect of being brushed by arse air,similar to turtle's breath

all the time,in his living room,silent,and violent

by Dr Lokoss March 11, 2004

Fuzzy Slipper

The act of inserting an object (penis or other) into a hairy ethnic woman's anus.

That bitch was so hairy it was like i was fucking a fuzzy slipper

by Sgt. Wonkytonk April 30, 2009

snippers

rap artist groupies hired to put up promotional posters

This kid Mike from East street has snippers, always puttin up his brother his Rap posters...
(CSI people... watch it)

by Christine May 4, 2006

The Last Supper

The last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “Last Supper” the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has been changed for the common person

Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me"
Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure."

by Master Apps July 16, 2008

sapper

Female who drains male of all resources, money, sanity and self-respect before moving on, "Independence Day" style to the next victim.

Its a Saturday, the sappers are out in town with their boyfriend's credit card to buy stupid clothes to wear that evening when said boyfriend is obligated to buy the sapper champagne, keeping with the whole "Footballers' Wives" fantasy.

by chrcrash May 8, 2006

pro shipper

someone who is holding a flag that reads "yo im a bitchy person go get me a public execution". they ship problematic shit like incestious relationships, abusive relationships, relationships with such a fucking high age gap that even God himself feels like unaliving.

Person 1: Hey so what ships do you like in (insert anime name)
Pro shipper: (inserts a infants's name)
Person 1: ... ... ...and who?
Pro shipper: (inserts some old ass crusty man)

Pro shipper: I mean, they'll look so cute! The (old man) can take care of the (infant) and they'll have such a loving relationship! I bet the colour is bubblegum pink-
Person 1: *cocks shotgun* you have ten seconds to redo your sins before I blow your brains out

by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 12, 2023

sapper

A drunk. One who drinks a lot.

Jim is a sapper, he drinks all day.

by unsonny July 26, 2008