Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.

She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

by AN0SEater March 21, 2020

shake them haters

Don't let them hater's get to you, life is good.

black on black:mmmm them mudd jeans sure look good laquita.
Laquita:No they don't shawntee!
black on black:shake them haters girl shake them off!!!

by black on black October 01, 2003

Pinky Finger shake

Somebody who oscillates their pinky finger back and fourth on their ear. This is usually hinting that they are gay and want a relationship. This is noticeably different from an ear scratch.

"Jeffery did the pinky finger shake at me today!!!! I knew that he was into me!!!!" -male name

by Hawt one July 22, 2021

Shaking The Pringle Can

The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.

Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.

by Mr. 1234 September 27, 2009

McCafe Vanilla Shake

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.

I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Dusty Milk Shake

The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.

Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."

by Johny12345 March 03, 2012

shake one out

When you have to jiggle your penis to get out that last drop of pee out.

Bryan: What took you so long to take a piss?
Chris: I had to shake one out.
Bryan: Oh, I hate that.

by PenPecker August 08, 2011