January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 5, 2018
Get the Squirting seasonmug. Time of year when there are no rules, only chaos. Maximum chaotic levels must be reached during this period, with lots of necking on, shagging and alcohol consumed.
by ratminion October 28, 2022
Get the Feral Seasonmug. 'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'
by Josee August 1, 2015
Get the season-end affective disorder (sad)mug. A season of the year where you hit Shelveys. Hitting a Shelvey is another word for trying to pull someone, or asking someone on a date.
by CK367 October 24, 2022
Get the Shelvey Seasonmug. The Season where boys in Middle school come back with thier voices sounding deeper, hair in thier ass, and an Adam’s apple
by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022
Get the Ball Dropping Seasonmug. by Miss Squirts Alot May 1, 2025
Get the Dick hunting seasonmug. More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.
I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.
I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.
I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.
by ulticoach May 3, 2018
Get the fat seasonmug.