Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018

Feral Season

Time of year when there are no rules, only chaos. Maximum chaotic levels must be reached during this period, with lots of necking on, shagging and alcohol consumed.

"Its feral seasons bitches!"

by ratminion October 28, 2022

season-end affective disorder (sad)

That feeling of inexplicable sadness you get when a TV series or book series ends.

'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'

by Josee August 1, 2015

Shelvey Season

A season of the year where you hit Shelveys. Hitting a Shelvey is another word for trying to pull someone, or asking someone on a date.

It’s Shelvey Season?
Tis’ the season to hit Shelveys falalalala lala la la.

by CK367 October 24, 2022

Ball Dropping Season

The Season where boys in Middle school come back with thier voices sounding deeper, hair in thier ass, and an Adam’s apple

His voice is still high so ball dropping season hasn’t arrived yet

by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022

Dick hunting season

A girl that is always horny and is dick crazy she's always hunting for new dick.

That girl is always looking for new to it must be dick hunting season

by Miss Squirts Alot May 1, 2025

fat season

More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.

I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.

I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.

by ulticoach May 3, 2018