saiman

fuck boy .hes crazy for giels

hes a saiman

by jake jane January 6, 2021

Pink Salmon

The act of placing a raw salmon on a mans shaft and having sexual intercourse with a woman to achieve an intense kinky orgasm.

Greg gave me a pink salmon last night and it gave me the best orgasm.

by slurpeeman November 1, 2007

Simon

The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!

Jesus christ, that was one hell of a simon, it fully made me intestines laugh!!!!

by Semaj enolo November 24, 2009

Salmon

To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)

-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.

I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..

by Bevlar March 1, 2010

simone

she might seem nice at first you can try and be friends with her but never best friends now other Simones might be nice but this simone that i am talking about is such a bitch everyday after school she would make me cry once she did something horrible and i know it was her but she denied it but everyone knows she did it she made me suicidal and says that i did that to myself which i didn't

me: Simone leave me alone
Simone: Don't be a baby bitch

by jack jake jack jake June 3, 2018

Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S sucks at overwatch

by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018

Pascha-Simone

Flamboyant and beautiful. You'll be lost without your Pascha-Simone. She is one of the best people you'll meet and be friends with. The empty feeling in your life?... Is because you don't have a Pascha-Simone.

Unique down to the last gorgeous molecule! I heart her!

Tank Girl + The Godfather + Hip Hop= Pascha-Simone

by Kinpop23 February 4, 2010