Rule of Two

While a one night stand makes her feel used, a second hookup validates her worth. Then bail.

Remember that slut from the bar? Yeah, I used the rule of two on her.

by Lionel Matson December 27, 2011

Rule 138

If it exists, the government can regulate it.

"Hey did you hear about that air tax?"
"Rule 138."

by zippitybop February 18, 2012

rule 313

If it moves it is a fetish

Guy 1: dude did you hear about that guy who has a fetish for putting shit in helium balloons.
Guy 2: wow rule 313 right there bro.

by TFA_Shadowwalker_090 June 22, 2015

Rule 118

A general rule of the internet stating that if there is not a fanfiction of it, it will be made.

Girl 1: "I love Black Butler"
Girl 2: "Rule 118"
Girl 1: "YAY!"

by Lelouch Vi Brittania July 01, 2014

Rule 68

N. If a song exists, there is most likely a Naruto fan video for it.

Guy:Dude that new Drake single is awesome!
Girl: hey, I found a Naruto AMV of it!
Guy: but it just came out yesterday...
Girl: Rule 68.

by Young Ice Trey March 27, 2010

Ja Rule

A rapper who thinks he is tighter than
50. he is the biggest faggot in the world!

Why r u acting like a Ja Rule?

by Manuel March 21, 2005

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006