rule of 3

The rule of 3 states how men overstate and women understate their number of sexual partners.

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had, multiply a woman's answer by 3, because a woman wouldn't want to seem like a slut. When a man answers, divide the number he gives by 3, because he wants to seem like a player.

Josh said he'd made it with 3 women this year? Rule of 3: that really means he made it with one, or zero.

by Moggraider May 28, 2008

Rule Number One

No fat chicks.

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."

by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009

rule 2

If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.

Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.

by Matt :3 March 10, 2008

rule 303

Short version of martin herrity's short story:
If you have the means to do it, you may do it

who said you could just come in here with your three body builder friends and throw my stuff out the window,you dont have the right.......Answer yes we do Rule 303

by attlulululululu January 12, 2011

Rule 34S

Rule 34S simply states that nothing is sacred.

Guy: Dude! You can't make Sesame Street pr0n! It's for kids!
Dude: Rule 34S
Guy: Damn

by Damaster00777 April 26, 2011

Rule 64

If it exists, Tony Stark was able to build it in a cave, with a box of scraps. (This is a common inside refrence to a famous line in teh movie Iron Man. It's sometimes used on 4chan)

"That's a nice looking Krupp Coal Excavator. Who would have the patience to build something like that?"
"Rule 64 states: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS."

by /x/ January 26, 2009

Ja Rule Hater

1.) A person that knows whats big in the hip hop world, that kinda rules ja rule out right there.

2.) A person that knows that ja rule is a tupac wannabe, the only thing tupac and ja rule have in common is an early death, you know what i mean!!!

ja rule is 2 foot tall and thinks hes tupac, i just laugh my ass off at him, doe ray me - d12, i instruct ja rule to listen to it!!!

by realestni99a4eva April 30, 2005