Is a charming mfer will steal ur womans heart while ur in jail and through the dick to her and is from Glasgow KY goes by red mercer
by Prince's charming July 18, 2022
Get the robert mercermug. This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.
by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022
Get the Tom Robertsmug. Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.
by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018
Get the Robert Californiamug. The most amazing guy someone can ever meet! He is sweet, caring, understanding, and very helpful. Never ever leave a Robert. He is the bestest friend someone could ever have. He helps others struggling with emotions and he makes everyone smile. He is amazing! He is also the most adorable and energetic person! He never fails to make someone smile or laugh
by anonymouswriter15 March 31, 2020
Get the Robertmug. 
An amazing girl who may have flaws but are outweighed by all are pros. She may not be the hottest but she can make you feel like you are the only man in the world. If you know Alexis Roberts she’s mine! Not yet but she will be. She has her secrets but if she trusts you more than her best friends she will tell you everything. Treat her right and don’t let her go, no one else on this world even compares to Alexis.
Joe: damn did you see that shawty last night
John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
by 🟧⬛️ ain’t nothing March 20, 2022
Get the Alexis robertsmug. Robert is and amazing guy really sexy and loving and he really cares about you but don’t break his heart he will try to give you everything in the world because he care so much but if you hurt him he probably will never love again or just find another girl who really cares he’s really goofy and he likes to have fun so if your mood is bad you my’s well just leave because he’s looking for fun in his life. So get you a Robert cuz he will care very much but don’t lose him cuz he really mean something.
Robert is mine
by Robertt November 27, 2021
Get the Robertmug.