Has the biggest dick imaginable and will rock your core in bed, might impregnate you as well but will feel so swell and sweet. If you ever meet a guy named Riley, try your best to sleep with him and make him your husband.
(Girl 1): “Hey look it’s that really hot sexy man Riley!”
(Girl 2): “I really want to give him a BJ!”
(Girl 2): “I really want to give him a BJ!”
by Cesilia November 22, 2021
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's a dork who makes the best boyfriend; he gives you hoodies, treats you right, and is super kind to everyone around him. Riley is dedicated and loyal, passionate and forgiving to a fault, and smart. He will always put others before himself, but doesn't care. He will make a great friend and be by your side no matter what.
by llamalove2021 April 10, 2021
darius simp and loves pigs hates roblox because she isn't good at it but sweet at salt steal my gum kinda mean anyways she has a swaggy sister and she eats her carpet anyways she eats shrimp beause linas a shrimp and her ex emmett is a poop on a stick i still like she like him lol
riley is swaggy
by sammly June 02, 2022
An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.
Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!
Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.
Girl 2: yep, waste of time!
Girl 2: that’s Riley!
Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.
Girl 2: yep, waste of time!
by I_think_you_know May 22, 2019
A tall lanky teenager who has never had sex, he enjoys sounding and frequently uses the "N-word" even though hes a whigger
by DIMsounds February 14, 2024