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verbal retard

A verbal retard is some one who speks compleatly in slang to the point it is frustrating to talk to them and some times even hard to understand them even if you and the verbal retard grew up in the same city
person 1 where ya wanna ga to night like
person 2 sorry what i did not understand you
person 1 whats the matta like are ya def or something
person 2 sorry you must be a verbal retard i cant understand a word you just seid
by Emmologist October 8, 2014
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retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
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Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.
Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?
by ponytrekker February 8, 2021
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retard brigade

A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.
Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.
by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023
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Retarded cunt

This is most commonly relating to an actual idiot. Someone that is too scared to be out-benched because he’s proper weak.
Person one: ‘Have you seen what camron brown did?’
Person two: ‘Omg he’s a retarded cunt’
Person three: ‘agreed
by andrewpedrycz on insta October 31, 2020
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retarded ewalk

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.
Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.
by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009
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abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.
Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.
by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018
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