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retarded ewalk

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.
Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.
by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009
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partial retard

one who isnt a total spaz but basically acts pretty stupid and/or like a tard.
* when Mark threw the wild bear a sandwich I was certain he was a partial retard.
by jenni! holla! August 1, 2008
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retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
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verbal retard

A verbal retard is some one who speks compleatly in slang to the point it is frustrating to talk to them and some times even hard to understand them even if you and the verbal retard grew up in the same city
person 1 where ya wanna ga to night like
person 2 sorry what i did not understand you
person 1 whats the matta like are ya def or something
person 2 sorry you must be a verbal retard i cant understand a word you just seid
by Emmologist October 8, 2014
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Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.
She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.
by KillBot69 January 28, 2019
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Ricky Retarded

A polite way of calling someone who is obviously retarded, retarded. Another way of using the word is just simply saying "Ricky" it gets the point across rather well.
"Ey you know they call me Ricky? Ricky retarded."
"Oh I dont know about that Tak fellow, he's a bit Ricky.."
by Donnyderp July 21, 2019
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retard chamber

Your mom's uterus
Retard Chamber is an

accessory which is used with variable pressure wet

sprinkler systems where water motor alarms and / or give birth to you
by ((())) April 18, 2017
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