shit puppet

A term trashy people use that refers to other specific trashy individuals within a trailer park community.

All the little shit puppets think they know something about getting drunk, but I am the liquor. The shit puppets line up for handouts.

by Johnny "Fuck the NWO" Five December 19, 2008

hush puppies

A pair of girls breasts so fine they make every bloke that gazes upon them forget what he was saying and fall into immediate silence until they disappear from view.

Bloke : "blah blah blah"
Hush puppies loom into view.
Silence whilst bloke can think of nothing else but this amazing pair.
Hush puppies move on.
Bloke's mouth now functions properly.

by Dave_1977 September 7, 2006

Sweater Puppies

small dogs in sweaters

"WOW those puppies look adorable in those sweaters!!! <3"

"yea those are some ADORABLE Sweater Puppies!"

by daedali October 22, 2016

Slush Puppies

To come over your partners breasts.

I just shot my load over her tits, it looks like a spilt slush puppies.

by Davie Scott December 20, 2008

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

mud puppy

Slang word for a white woman who loves sex only with a black man.

Becky is such a mud puppy, she only wants a black man

by Rebecca69 May 25, 2006

puppy pusher

when a black man with boyish good looks has brutal anal sex with someone.

Matt gave Elizabeth an extra hard puppy pusher.

by Kristopher Kearns August 12, 2004