pudlu 

A cute nickname for a cute girl

She such a pudlu!

pudlu by Rachelcat September 21, 2022

Puddle Slapper 

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

Puddle Slapper by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023

pudass 

Someone who snitches on you and that’s why your lonely

When someone goes to fly a kite and it doesn’t take off. That’s a pudass

pudass by Pudass mofo July 7, 2023

Pudseybear bumshaging 

Pudsey bear is currently bum shagging your family and friends at the same time 👅

This is pudseybear bumshaging
Currently pudsey is having intercourse in your mothers anus

Pudseybear bumshaging by Haroldinho the bum shagger November 2, 2023

Hastings Pudding 

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

Hastings Pudding by mindcandy August 3, 2012

queef puddle 

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants

Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.

queef puddle by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014

chinese pudding 

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

chinese pudding by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014