Pennsylvania Puberation

When you go to a significant others house expecting to eat a nice meal, and somehow end up under the table eating their fathers' pubic hair like a goat.

Tim: Josh, how was the date with Jessica and her parents?

Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation

by Musicman182 October 24, 2023

Poorhouse Pubert

A name for somebody who plays a video game like a bitch and kills you with some gay ass play

Fucking Poorhouse Pubert was camping my reboot in a bush.

by dopeurbandic December 5, 2024

Jammed Pubes

When your pubes get caught in your zipper

I was trying these new jeans and got a bad case of the Jammed Pubes.

by BigConCon December 14, 2024

Evil pubes

the famous steam user who allegedly has evil pubes

I have evil pubes

by Adamn Killa June 5, 2025

Cougar puberty

A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.

Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty

by Squirter13 July 21, 2025

Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.

Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes

by Maman René July 7, 2011

old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray

Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.

by Soft waffel October 19, 2017