Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall

Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up

by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023

Shoe the eye pint

Taking an action with no thought for your own safety or credibility in order to save a fellow gamer from certain doom/discovery/failure. A selfless act of friendly and much-needed help.
In this instance "gamer" means one who is out attempting to have fun, often by meeting/pulling/hooking up with people in bars and clubs etc. Although this really could refer to anything in which one acts to help a friend in an unusual situation, such as distracting an angry husband while a friend makes his exit, or quite possibly negotiating with a Colombian drug cartel.

"Well he's pulled but she won't leave without her swamp donkey mate. Oh well, for his sake looks like I've got to shoe the eye pint..."

by BadgerNo1 September 7, 2005

Comin' for a pint?

A phrase often used by the regular members of the Black Bull Public House.

Gentleman One; "Eh, comin' for a pint?"

Gentleman Two; "Sure thing, I'll meet you down the bull in ten."

by Comin' for a pint? March 22, 2009

mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.

Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.

by Towely_jr December 3, 2013

Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)

Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!

by Lucemans May 27, 2020

Big in the Paint

Adj. A phrase used to describe someone (or something) that is superior, strong, smart, good looking, and generally popular; a Haus

V. Being superior or strong (previously stated as "get good", now it's "get big in the paint")

Synonyms:
Haus, Alpha, Yolked
Antonyms:
Loser, Beta, Weak

Dude: "Bro, did you see how ripped that guy is?"

Dude's friend: "Yeah man, he's big in the paint."

by FartingSquirrel March 28, 2021

Away fans pint and stuff lmao

A way of saying you have no friends.

Not everyone is obessed with away fans pint and stuff lmao

by Tomw3465 February 13, 2022