Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.

That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork

by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025

Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Pork Pickle

A hotdog

Person 1: Aye lemme get a pork pickle

Person 2: A what?

Person 1: A pork pickle

by Grandmaster Glick October 25, 2025

The Pork Snorkle

The Pork Snorkle: To put your meat in a Snorkle. Then you take the wheel from that point forward

Damn bro I got my pork in a Snorkle call that shit The Pork Snorkle

by Latinabootylover62 October 28, 2025

John pork

The act of porkin it in public

I was caught “John porkin” it at Chuck E. Cheese

by Duckbuster November 14, 2025

the dequavious pork of the situation

The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"

(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"

by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

the dequavious pork of the situation

The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"

(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"

by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025