Percerate

Extreme pain, particularly about penetration in any context

"This fart percerated my asshole."

"Jamal percerated my boy Yungsmile's ass."

"he threatened to percerate my soul."

"Dom percerated his car through the snow bank."

by Lioskip January 25, 2026

The Peeve

Someone a man or woman dates specifically to show-off and make their ex jealous.

Not the same as Rebound: The man or woman you date after a break-up.

Example 1: I used the peeve to make my ex boyfriend/girlfriend mad.

Example: When my ex saw me with my peeve, they were so pissed off. I knew then that they still wanted me.

by iBeaDom January 9, 2011

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011

so percent

When something is so cool or good that it is 100%.

That zoot is so percent.

by Mrs Yolo Swaggins March 30, 2014

Solaris Perceptous

The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.

Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.

by JizzCaster69 June 26, 2014

Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.

S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception

by SKurp December 1, 2014

stoner peeve

Pet peeves that most stoners have

My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.

by D-momoney July 14, 2015