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Dick period

Automatic ejaculation of blood out of the male membrane
Oh man, are you on your dick period??
by Micjael December 4, 2017
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Pit Performer

A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.
Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.
by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018
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man period

when a guy has a drop in testosterone, so he produces weak sperm, and in turn his balls make him mad
"Man, Jack really has been pissy lately."
"August says that's because he's on his man period."
by fixit.jackoff June 17, 2019
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Gamer Period

Once every month when a gamer is playing a video game and nothing goes right for them so suddenly through out the day they get ticked off by everything.
Eric: WHO THE FUCK PLACED THAT CHAIR THERE!?!? FIRST I LOST 5 MATCHES IN A ROW AND NOW I SPILLED MY RED BULL!

Chris: I better not mess with Eric, he’s on his Gamer Period
by anal_febreze69 July 3, 2019
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White period

The insane amount of discharge a female experiences a couple of weeks before her period
by Crazyfemaledog July 15, 2019
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Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.
"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."
by W0lfen April 4, 2021
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Poke War Grace Period

The two day period of time allotted between receiving a poke on Facebook, and returning said poke. Instilled in order to prevent sitting on Facebook for days.
Bill: "HAHA you haven't poked me back all day! I win!"

Andrew: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of the poke war grace period? I still have another day!"
by PokeMaster101 January 2, 2012
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