Soccer Player Syndrome

When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans

Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.

Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!

by Haywired4 May 9, 2021

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

female vrchat player

Emo, Usually a furry, says uwu too much.

Yo did you see the female vrchat player last night? she looked like a cutting board

by suisu April 2, 2023

Pavlov shack player

Pavlov shack players have to meanings. The first is called "Ratio" Ratio is the 9 year old squeaker who got the game cause he watched a JoshDub video of him playing TTT and tried to play TTT and got harrased. Then there is the "exterminator." This beast of a giga chad goes around and blows the "Ratio" head off when it yells that it wants to play russian roulette.

Your such a ratio player. You are the worst Pavlov Shack Player

by zxag September 1, 2022

Genshin Impact Player

another word for pedophile

guy 1: yo bro have you heard of malvin he's a genshin impact player
guy 2: report him to the pigs then

by retartar232 May 16, 2023

league of legends player

a garbaged human being in which they choose to play one of the worse MOBA games that the world has every developed, they choose to cyber bully and get cyber bullied simply because they are masochists for an inordinate amount of pain

OP: "that league of legends player over there is having a seizure"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"

by bigfatjerseymikesubs January 24, 2022

windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005