ass pocket

Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...

Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.

by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009

hot pocket

n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove

The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!

by SASQUATCH September 9, 2012

Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

pocket holes

cutting the holes in your pocket so you can masturbate during your daily activities

Yo man i masturbated in math class and no one could tell since I made pocket holes!

by asimon August 3, 2003

Pocket Hoe

A female or male that is not considered relationship material, but used for benefits when all else fails. They are usually used randomly and spur of the moment, which is where the idea of them coming from the pocket comes in instead of them being a prime contact.

John had nothing else to do tonight since all his friends left town, so instead of being lonely, he called one of his pocket hoes.

by Nerd Man Jr June 6, 2011

slot pocket

Vagina, Cooter, pussy ETC. The hole between a womans legs where you put your cock/ fingers/ GI joe figurines. Babies also come out of it.

"I went Top Shelf and then shoved it into her slot pocket".

by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007

8 in his pocket

A Redneck who is missing a bunch of teeth. They keep them in their pocket.

"Did you see that guy? He had like 15 teeth..... 8 in his pocket."

That guy had 15 teeth, 8 in his pocket.

by k-10 August 9, 2006