A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

vein opener

A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.

I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.

by Lady Csyde July 25, 2016

Open The Dojo

To start a fight using martial art techniques(MMA).

Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."

by Pocha December 4, 2010

Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.

Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'

by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

Open Smith

Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.

Jada gave Will another Open Smith this weekend, and he loved it.

by Sequestered May 21, 2024

Open Ball

Given a metric space X with a point x in X, an open ball of radius r (a nonnegative real number) is the set of all points y in X such that d(x, y) < r

"Don't kick those open balls"

by Nah-Id-Win November 12, 2023