dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.

My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!

by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024

get dafuk ownes

Get Dafuk Ownes!= Get the Fuck On! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU LYING! No Cap!

Typical reactions to a good ass story or breaking hood news!

Bruh!!! RayRay and JuJu just tried to rob the gas station and got locked inside and now the poepoez are on the way! GET DAFUK OWNES! I told them fools to get their money up but DYUM!!!Not like that!!!

by Musicismylifegang August 18, 2022

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015