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ninja cock slap

a small little wiener that is hard and hard to see at night when used properly it can be effective against the female species. Also a sneak fuck from pussy to ass.
Jimmy did a flying spin flip over the table and ninja cock slapped Jenny on the side of the head.
by Matt Kopacz November 1, 2004
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teenage mutant ninja nigga

1) Carlo

2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.
That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!
by Raven April 5, 2004
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ninja turtle

four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.
we ninja turtled "Jack"when he knelt down to clean.
by Sofera July 9, 2006
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Ninja Smoke Bomb

To get super drunk and then leave the bar without telling your friends where you are going, thus vanishing into thin air.
Dude where did Mike go he is super wasted? I don't know man, he probably ninja smoke bombed out of here.
by billythekid23 April 11, 2008
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Ninja Cock

A cock so powerful and overwhelming that you have no idea what to do with it. An elite warrior. It is very speedy and unable to be tamed, specialising in a vast array of martial arts. The ninja cock has multiple times the power of a normal cock, and those who possess a ninja cock have a high ranking within their society. Only the very worthy come into contact with the ninja cock as it is very special.
Renee's ninja cock was so powerful and strong that Jess became un-conscious when she witnessed it.

The ninja cock knocked me out cold.
by Patty Mayonaisse October 17, 2008
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ninjah

A music fan with taste that ranges from industrial rock to reggae.
Bob remarked that he was not so much a metal head, but rather, a ninjah.
by scrapiron777 May 14, 2009
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ninja fart

1) when you are on Skype (or other voice chat services) and hit mute before letting one blow.
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations
Bro, I just ninja farted.
Lolwut?

<3 Ninja Fart Pop <3
by xbettyx April 7, 2010
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