You're my Noah

Compliment: When a chick considers you her Noah, as in Allie and Noah in The Notebook

Jeff, you're my Noah

by Jeff May 13, 2005

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Noah Joseph Osborne

The type of guy who won't shut the fuck up about Resident Evil. He is also a massive bitch.

"Did you hear Noah Joseph Osborne Today, he wouldn't shut up about Resident Evil again",
"Yeah I know, fuck Noah Joseph Osborne".

by Massive Fan of Women May 27, 2022

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NFS is the school where the teachers are more interesting than the students. For real, no joke, on god. The students are desperate as hell for either one guy or they can't choose who to like. Most often than not there will be drama every month, created mostly by students. Roast accounts, expulsion threats, smoking weed in the bathroom, dating rumors etc. They have everything you can possibly name. This is the best place to go to if you want to have an english teacher who keeps telling you about his life story instead of the actual lesson, a science teacher who tells you to button your cardigan every 3 seconds, a miss who keeps yelling "KEEP QUIET!" every 5 seconds, Dwayne the Rock Jounson as your maths teacher, a geography teacher who asks you for common sense, a hindi teacher who makes jokes you won't understand, and 2 teachers who watch Andrew Tate and follow him religiously. You will find this school quite fun if you are massively into BDSM, torture, etc. You will either be very popular or nobody will know you in this school, no in between.

If you go to this school you will have an outrageously bad uniform but don't worry, the uniform runs out mighty quick so you might aswell buy it super late to avoid wearing it everyday.

Ezra: "have you seen the neighbour's kid?"

Jonana: "No, is he weird?"

Ezra: "Most likely, he seems to always have his sweaters and cardigans buttoned. He definitely goes to Noah's Foundation School."

by Hriathlua's Fan August 30, 2022

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