No Wheels

1. Not capable
2. Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
3. A thoroughly incompetent person, especially one of defective mentality.

Charles's previous employer stated that he had no wheels.

by Archibald Hogwart June 2, 2020

Governor Hot Wheels

Loser Governor in Texas who has fumbled multiple disasters in Texas and cost humndreds of lives in the process.

Governor Hot wheels had the national guard deployed hundreds of miles away while hundreds of people drowned in the flood.

by heywood jablome 2712 July 6, 2025

Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel

Where u get rejected by a girl u really like and get publically humiliated abt it the rest of your life

Me: Hi (at the Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel)

Her: Ur ugly af

by Basic🤡 February 14, 2020

Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024

Beaver Wheels

An expression regarding girls using any type of skating device - typically roller blades, but also could refer to roller skates, skate boards or segways. Aka Wever Beals durking drunken episodes.

Upon looking out the window, Mike commented to to Tom : Dude, check out the hooters on those beaver wheels.

by deaddevilinafreezer1 February 7, 2010

Trap house on wheels

The 661 in the morning and afternoon. Especially when the driver is late.

My bus is legit a trap house on wheels

by The 661 trap house November 7, 2019

Wheel Worthiness

The rating of a couple in their ability to take on a third wheel during a date. Normally ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally able to include the third wheel with utmost comfortability and non-awkwardness, and 1 being an inability to do so and therefore making the third wheel feel awkward invisible.

Last time I was with Fred and Sally, they went at it and totally ignored me, I give them a -1 from a scale of 1 to 10 on the wheel worthiness scale.

Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy

by randomworditizer October 6, 2011