Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.
Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
Get the Read Patrickmug. Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.
by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018
Get the Patrick Swayze's Ghostmug. Patrick is a tall guy with blue eyes. he is hot and funny. he is the best lover and kisser you will ever meet and he has a gigantic cock!! but will still treat you right.
by Carlogi person!! March 9, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. 
by Cody and Noel Suck Toes December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. 
Get the Patrickmug. by pickleuniversity December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug.