Collared Shirt

A Condom

Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!

Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!

by vdub4motion March 17, 2023

Lunabear shirt

The shirt that Lunabear used to wear every day back in her musically era. It was very iconic which is why everyone should purchase it on vinted for $2.

Person 1: Hey are you wearing the iconic Lunabear shirt?
Person 2: Onderbroken bandana

by ehoonlover January 26, 2023

Red Shirt

You tell me.

Red Shirt: Whatchu tryna get into?

by RandomStraggler February 11, 2023

Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023

Shirt cockin

When wearing only a T shirt and nothing else letting the your meat dangle out from the bottom of the shirt. Women can also perform this maneuver.

On Billy's day off, he walked around the house shirt cockin and playing video games all day letting his massive hog breathe

by Knucklesmcjerk October 20, 2023

closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023