Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

free taco

A girl that is guaranteed to put out.

Buy her a drink, and you've got yourself a free taco.

by Holden Miccuci June 11, 2017

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Free-Freedom

Freedom without consequences.

Basically that feeling we have all craved for the feeling that makes you feel like you are immortal.

Dude: I'm so bored! Lol I wish I had Free-Freedom!

Dudette: Free-freedom?

Dude: Freedom without Consequences

by FonZehhhh January 27, 2013

Cash-free

Having no liquid monetary asset; poor. Usually a temporary condition. Adjective.

"Wanna go get a pizza, brah?"
"Sorry, man, no can do. I'm cash-free until payday."

by Subdued Blonde November 25, 2017

a free country

Concept championed by low IQ individuals, who want to do what they want to do.

She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.

by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020

free hate

the opposite of "free love", free hate is negative behavior toward another displayed in a situation where it is not deserved or has not been earned

Sexual harassment victims who are speaking out in the media are getting a lot of free hate.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018