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battle simulator

A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
by Helispark November 2, 2019
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Fortblox Battle Royal Land

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!
by random game mem thinkgs December 4, 2022
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Battle For The House

An unpopular object show about multiple objects competing for the prize of a house.
Timmy: wow, there's no new episode of Battle For The House...
Paul: of course not.
by Riles Morales March 26, 2023
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ego battling

mostly happens on battlegrounds/skill-demanding video games like CS:GO, The Strongest Battlegrounds, Valorant etc.
when one of your opponents gets fried by you during match and starts ego battling as a last resort to win the beef
- i already won you 9 times in a row why are u still yapping lol
-stfu i still bench more than you
-he wont stop ego battling me won't he
by neverGoIntoBlackpill October 10, 2025
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The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.
Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.
by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025
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Battle Tux

A tux you wouldn't want to get married in. It's probably seen better days and is now only appropriate for rowdy, drunken events (i.e. you don't mind getting booze or vomit on it).
Dude 1: What are you wearing for the booze cruise tonight?
Dude 2: Battle tux, all the way.
by RandyAnderson May 1, 2016
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