Ninja duck 

A devious duck with super stealthy ninja moves, you have to watch out for that one...oh ys you do

Today, I bought a rubber duck first period. They were selling them to raise money for charity. I wasn't going to, until I saw they had a ninja duck. I bought it, and put him into my pocket. Three periods later, I wanted to show him to my friend. I reach into my pocket, no duck. Well played, ninja duck. Well played. MLIA

Ninja duck by Alison Duckworth November 29, 2009

über ninja 

Very powerful ninja.

Ken and Ryu are über ninjas.

über ninja by John Toomey March 29, 2004

lardass ninja 

1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.

Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*

lardass ninja by Alex September 1, 2008

shy ninja

After jizzin in a young bitchs mouth yell and point over in the other direction and when she looks jump out the window and hide

dude after i was done with that bitch i pulled the shy ninja and i was out

shy ninja by gageasaurs rex August 1, 2006

fortnite ninja

The biggest noob in fortunate that gets mad epwhenevernhe dies. He pretends to be humping someone when he really is humping the air. He has these really weird dances and recently god divorced.

Fortnite Ninja: oh man this dudes anpbout to die

Random fortnite player headshots him

Ninja: the next time you fucking headshot me inswear I will grab your balls and take all that spurs out of your body, and then go use it on ugly gagged Donald trumps wife millennia trump, and then bring her to you and make her vomit all over you u fucking try hard!!!!!!!!! AAAaAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickkkkkkkkk

fortnite ninja by Iliketurtls May 5, 2018

Hoodie Ninja 

1. A song by MC Chris.

2. What you're called when you wear a hoodie and tie the arms around your face to look like a ninja.

3. A cheap costume you cna make at the last minute for Halloween.

1. I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.

2. Dude, did you see Jack's costume? He's totally rocking the hoodie ninja look.

3. Dave didn't think he was gonna go to the costume party, but he changed his mind at the last minute and had to go as a hoodie ninja.

Hoodie Ninja by mountieblanks August 20, 2010

Leprechaun Ninja 

Any variety of small, Celtic faeries who exchange their usual green suit and tophat for a black catsuit. This fairy uses their innate advantage of size and agility to supplement their abilities as a thief and assassin; training in the ways of ninjitsu and practicing constant masturbation.

Holy shit, it's a Leprechaun Ninja! Someone help m--**schwing**--aaaargh! **death*8

Leprechaun Ninja by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004