Night Errors

When you wake up in the morning and realise what you did the night before was a mistake of nightmare proportions.

It seemed right at night but shite in the morning light.

1.
I either dreamed that my bedroom has an en-suite or I had a bad case of the Night Errors last night.

2.
Bob - "I opened my eyes this morning and that hot Milf I drunkenly pulled last night turned out to be a Gilf with a prosthetic leg and a picture of your Grandad on her bedside table"
Jim - "You need to see a doctor about those Night Errors!"

by Frank Incensed August 28, 2011

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black as night

Somewhere very dark, when it is hard to see anything

We had another power cut last night, it was as black as night in our house.

by Maral.tmj February 17, 2018

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night business

The act of doing #2 late at night with a drink while watching movies on a laptop, after your girlfriend (or boyfriend) has gone to bed.

Girl: "OK, I'm going to bed - are you coming?"
Guy: "Soon - I just have to do some night business."

by RememberTheTitans August 29, 2012

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Wing Night

Wing night is a night in which wings will be consumed not addictively, but recreationally.

Sweet, Wednesday wing night!

by Mr.Rooney March 17, 2006

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amateur night

Referring to a night night out at the bar. Usually a Brodeo filled with "Tools and Fools." Quite common in Bozeman, Montana.

May also refer to large quantities of hippies and dumb chicks who do not know how to act in a bar setting and become quite intoxicated and may express Paris Hilton or Tara Reid-like qualities.

Dude, this bar sucks. There's a chick puking in the bathroom and 50 guys making out with some Skank Tanks from the bachelorette party. It's totally amateur night.

by Gannon H April 20, 2008

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