Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.
*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?
by Panagakis42069 May 12, 2021
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half-fag

noun:a male of female whom claims to have sexual intrest in both genders

synonym: gay
Wylie:im not gay im half-fag!
by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022
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Half-Lovelies

Half-Lovelies (in Korean 반랑둥이 banrangdungi) is an endearment term given by Korean BTS fans, ARMY, to ARMYs that are Korean and living abroad.
by btgongon July 02, 2021
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half player

Someone who has the veneer of an true player and keeps the appearances of being a fuckboy but is genuinely much softer at heart and craves deep emotional connection
Na, he's not like that...he's only a half player
by freddyadufanpage May 26, 2020
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Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.
Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.
by Kiwi 1r June 19, 2021
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Half Read

When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.
Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
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Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.
I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.
by The Heedo October 15, 2021
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