mulletocracy

a system of political organization and governmental rule in which the possession and maintenance of superior mullets takes precedent over other parameters; ascendancy of particular political leaders is determined solely based on mullet; it should be noted that while the quality of a mullet is what determines an individual's standing in political rank and hierarchy, the question of mullet "quality" is a dubious one and constitutes a matter of great subjectivity and lively debate.

oh what a fool I was to believe in the myth of mulletocracy.

you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.

the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.

We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.

by uncle fuckbucket May 14, 2024

Mullette

Female version of a mullet, although there's nothing feminine about it.

Lookit Brittany struttin' around the trailer park! She think she hot shit rockin' that stupid mullette! She needsta shave her head n start over!

by Suzana L. September 18, 2025

Stunned Mullets

An Australian drinking game that involves heavy drinking, gross indecency and public humilaition.

Often involving horrible dares, Never have i ever statements and most likely too votes.

Bob "Should we play Stunned Mullets?"
Darren " Fuck man, last time i played that i got so fucking sloshed i ended up shaving my hair into a mullet"

by Steven Bradberry October 24, 2020

moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.

Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!

by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021

Sideways Corona Mullett

A mullett is business in the front and party (or something else) in the back. Sideways Corona Mullett (or SCM) is when you work from home with business attire on the top and something not so business like on the bottom. It works for video conference calls as long as you do not get up.

Her: Aren't you working from home today? Why are you wearing pajama pants with a shirt and tie?
Him: Sideways Corona Mullett... no one is gonna see the pants.

Him: Why are you wearing sweats with your best blouse?
Her: SCM baby.
Him: We are cutting the laundry bill in half!

by jfburke619 March 30, 2020

Mulleigh

A 21st Century hairstyle where the user wears long locks down to the neck and shaved upper cut through the middle

A Mulleigh is despised by the many people that think pigs look clean.

by Unknown June 21, 2004

Mullith

A Mullet of epic purportion worn by someone residing in the Mullet Capital USA Virgina

a mullet of all mullets would be a Mullith

by gonejah May 24, 2009