Math

A piece of shit

Math is really dumb! Fuck math!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 5, 2020

Math is easy

the fucking meaning of "math is easy" is that the phrase itself is sarcastic and its used for fucking tryhard teachers to try to pursuade students to be in love at math

teacher: Math is easy!
Me: yo mike thats bullshit right
Mike: yep thats straight up gay

by Mr. Bruh Ph.D August 12, 2020

Mathematics

-To mathemath

synonyms : to suffer

Watching a book full of numbers and letters and not understanding.

Something you avoid.
Something that should be illegal.
Something that makes me cry at 2:00 and then comming to a text and seeing a chapter that doesn't even exist in the whole scholarity and nobody have ever witnessed and then getting a 20 just because you wrote your name and didn't understand the language and the calculs the papers were talking about, and quiting wanting to be a doctor because school isn't for everyone.

Antonyms: Happiness, future, joy

Someone 1: Why are you crying?
Someone 2: Mathematics
Someone 1: i see

by schoolisntforeveryone April 9, 2023

Mathemasochist

A PhD candidate in pure mathematics who derives pleasure from being grilled for their 3rd thesis defense after failing 2 times.

A: Jackson is such a mathemasochist!

B: yeah, he derives pleasure from being grilled every time!

by Mathematicus May 31, 2023

circus math

Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.

By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.

by FragileSanity72 April 24, 2009

hood math

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.

Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math

by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018

Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.

Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?

by Amon128 February 16, 2022