moith

A mixture of the words "moist" and "girth". These words are perceived by many as the two foulest words in the english language. They may bring unpleasant images to mind, and when mixed together, "moith" is born.

Look at Britney Spears's moithy thighs, they are bouncing.

by W Morgan December 2, 2007

Moira

A small asian woman who walks through the school all day, but no one understands her purpose.

Haha, did you see Moira today? I thought she was going to get curry and rice from the canteen, but was dissappointed when I saw her with fish, chips and peas.

by Leemy.LOVE!!! December 21, 2008

Moignard

A short, fat, stubborn teenager who likes men/is homosexual.

Moignard, you're so gay!

by moignard is gay October 15, 2008

speaking moistly

Speaking while spitting

If people want to wear masks, that is OK, it protects others more than it protects you because it prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them

by Canadianajv April 8, 2020

Moistie

Function: noun

1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.

2: An executive member of the Illuminati.

3: A hater of cockatiels.

4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.

5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.

6: All of the above.

The Moistie’s are cool, but they have a long list of bannable offenses at their bulletin board.

by AuntyMouse April 22, 2009

cunt moist towelette

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt

Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!

by ELrod March 26, 2007

Moistie

A moistie is a rediculously HOT young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).

Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.

Clean, moistie...
Suck, moistie...
Go home, moistie...

by NastyNas December 20, 2004