bent as A nine Bob mate

Bent as A nine bob mate.

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

by Tom February 26, 2005

Omar Mateen

NRA-Sucking Muslim who slaughtered 49 LGBT people and injured 53 others at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida. Making it the biggest shooting in American history. Islamic extremism at its best.

"Yo dude, wanna hit the club?"

"No man, I might get killed by another Omar Mateen..."

by RayFruit January 18, 2017

loser material

basically everything that losers are made of.

fukin any losers.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by alfred October 9, 2004

Mateleska

a sarcastic person. it is hard to tell when this person is being serious. he is also often on crutches due to being a dumbass and jumping down stairs

Bro 1: hey will you do my homework for me?

Bro 2: Yea i love doin other peoples shit for them.

Bro 1: Your such a Mateleska

by your moms fuck buddy September 28, 2009

matel

Matel is that guy at school who is drop dead sexy and had a massive dick but he is also smart and he is short and is really musically talented he is also Micronesian and has more than one sibling who are all also musically talented he is probably not to rich but his great humor makes up for it he is very short and kinda skinny he has short friends too but he is quite good at sports too.

That boy is a matel

by diethelegoguy May 1, 2017

Mateo

Mateo is a Europen, hot name of a guy that has for the longest time said “I’m do like you but I’m not ready for a relationship” and then when just the right amount of pear pressure asks you out INFRONT OF YOU EXBOYTOY. He treats you like a princess and cares, but only to the person he loves, to others he’s a millichious asshole, but in the words of dilasa dkl “he’s cute or wat eva”

Zee-“Guess what!

Molly-“what?!”
Zee-“I’m dating Mateo!”
Molly-“again?”
Zee-“YES BITCH AGAIN!”

by Bitchhey October 4, 2018

Mateo

Mateo a weird but hopeless and a useless human being who can not make a bridge if his life depended on it.he is also a very fun and out going he is a great friend.your a lucky to have him in your life nobody has a big problem with yet.you will really lucky if you are a close friend to him him will try to give you respect if you give it to him

Mateo

Beat that

by 🩲 October 21, 2020