Minecraft

The best game ever made

Wow, Minecraft is the best game ever made

by DarkWolf4350 April 3, 2021

Minecraft

A great game if you like raging over a penis shaped green mf blowing up your hole weekends work. Also a game that the kid who's name starts with w wont stop talking about.

"W" kid: I lost all my progress in my Minecraft world! A creeper blew it up! I'm like noooooooooooo at 3 am! LOL

Me: Woopdy FUCKIN doo.

by BO44 May 6, 2022

Minecraft

One of the best video games in my opinion. The possibilities are endless. With mods, anything is possible.

Person 1: Minecraft is the best game of the decade

Person 2: I think you mean one of the best games of all time.

by BlueAxolotl August 29, 2021

Minecraft

A game

I play minecraft

by Yr mon April 10, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is a 2011 sandbox game developed by Mojang Studios and originally released in 2009. The game was created by Markus "Notch" Persson in the Java programming language. Following several early private testing versions, it was first made public in May 2009 before being fully released on November 18, 2011, with Notch stepping down and Jens "Jeb" Bergensten taking over development. Minecraft has become the best-selling video game in history, with over 300 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active players as of 2023. Over the years following its release, it has been ported to several platforms, including smartphones and various consoles.

"I play minecraft all day." - random kid
"okay?" - their parents

by anidiot399494 July 4, 2024

Minecraft

A pure game for pure people.

Person 1: Dude do you wanna.....?
Person 2: SUSH I'm playing Minecraft.

by I only play mincraft October 22, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where deforestation and slaughter houses are common and actually are needed

The player destroys everything and leaves anything where ever he pleases
The players fight and kill each other
(It’s all true)

Let’s play Minecraft

Oh ok let me check on the cows
Get me some leather while your there then we should fight
Ok

by PhoenixPlanet April 1, 2021