Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.

Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.

by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008

Pocket Meat

One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.

Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.

by Bpadizzly February 6, 2013

gay meat

1. A guy who walks into a gay bar or hook-up establishment for the first time, who is instantly sized up by the drunken crowd, as to his sexual potential.
2. Also, a trick, conquest, or one-night stand.

Saturday night in LA is famous for the continual parade of awkward gay meat from out-of-town into the clubs on Santa Monica Boulevard.

by electriccardealer101 September 7, 2013

meat tulip

A pretty vagina

Hey lady. I like your meat tulip!

by Princess Butterfly May 6, 2018

meat cap

A latenight snack such as a hamburger, hot dog, or other such product that takes the place or supplements a round of drinks.

Hey Dude, it's been a big night, wanna come over at 2am for a meat cap? I'll fire up the grill.

by Glen Schreitmueller August 26, 2007

Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.

Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.

by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009