No life loser. Has no friends, typically some what smart but has no social skills. Really really lanky. Gets angry really fast. If you are in 5 metres of him during an anger attack, RUN. Can also be related to anger management. Instantly denies rock solid proof of evidence.
by Knight: November 10, 2020
Get the Jordan Martyn mug.Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.
Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.
The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.
The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"
"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"
"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
by Muzal May 20, 2007
Get the Matta mug.Related Words
matty
• matty healy
• MattyBRaps
• matty b
• Matty Ice
• Matty Patty
• Matty P's
• Mattycakes
• mattyfern08
• matty boy
A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
Get the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja mug.The most common colour to paint your RWD mazda, toyota, etc in New Zealand. A dull dark paint usually applied with spray cans, A cheap way of making your car look "gangster". But in reality 99% of "Matt black" paint jobs are shit.
by darkmyst May 11, 2006
Get the Matt black mug.A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis
by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014
Get the matt herbert mug.The best boyfriend ever. he cares for me, buys me things and is hot as fuck, as well as being mind blowing in the bedroom.
i remember the first time me and matt had sex.he undressed me gently, and got out his huge 8 incher, leting me look at it for a while before making out with me, his cock pressing against my bare body.
he then fingured me, using two fingers, starting slow and geting faster, working my clit so i screamed in pleasure.
I tossed him off, teazing him then going for it, getting faster so he groaned.
we then 69'd, me deep throating his cock and his eating my pussy out, licking all the warm white cum out of it.
he then started to fuck me, sliding his cock into me and shagged me till i spurted everywhere, then he came in me.
he then fingured me, using two fingers, starting slow and geting faster, working my clit so i screamed in pleasure.
I tossed him off, teazing him then going for it, getting faster so he groaned.
we then 69'd, me deep throating his cock and his eating my pussy out, licking all the warm white cum out of it.
he then started to fuck me, sliding his cock into me and shagged me till i spurted everywhere, then he came in me.
by Missy :)(: March 1, 2009
Get the Matt mug.Martydom is an extremely noobish perk that noobs in call of duty 4: modern warfare online use. Martydom is mostly used by noobs attracted to it because it encourages you to die. When selected this handy little perk is activated when the noob proceeds to die. Once the noob is dead he/she will automatically immediantly drop a live grenade killing someone in an extremely noobish way. The martydom noob can be easily found in hardcore games where friendly fire is on. It is suggested that you do not follow teammates in hardcore mode because they most likely have martydom on.
1. *Martydom noob is killed by kthxbi454*
*kthhxbi454 is killed by martydom noob*
martydom noob: hahahaha u suck bra
kthxbi454: k
2. * Martydom noob is killed by rawritsalion5*
* kthxbi454 is TEAMKILLED by martydom noob*
kthxbi454: are you serious? TURN OFF YOUR MARTYDOM IN HARDCORE
Martydom noob: d00d ur just jealous u dont has teh martydom
*kthhxbi454 is killed by martydom noob*
martydom noob: hahahaha u suck bra
kthxbi454: k
2. * Martydom noob is killed by rawritsalion5*
* kthxbi454 is TEAMKILLED by martydom noob*
kthxbi454: are you serious? TURN OFF YOUR MARTYDOM IN HARDCORE
Martydom noob: d00d ur just jealous u dont has teh martydom
by lol its me January 13, 2008
Get the martydom mug.